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Man With System Enters Casino, Exits System
Witnesses say the fourteen-step roulette method performed flawlessly right up until the first spin.
Odds are, it’s satire.
Money raised: more than 6 million dollars and counting.

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Chip has covered the gambling beat for eleven years and is due a win any day now. He has never once chased a loss, only followed it at a respectful distance.

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Witnesses say the fourteen-step roulette method performed flawlessly right up until the first spin.

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The winner watched the prize lose almost all of its value during the celebration animation, which the casino says runs for a minute and a half.

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The casino says disputes at the tables have halved. The listener, who spent twenty years handling airline complaints, says this is harder.

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The brief asked for a floor that was “easy to navigate.” Management says it assumed the architect would understand it meant inward.

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The spins were free. The $14.60 they won came with a wagering requirement, a deadline and a request for a photograph of the reporter’s kitchen.

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Lyle Pardoe has been running below expectation since 2020. He would like his sister to know that this is not the same as losing.