About Gambling Paper
A satirical newspaper about the gambling world. None of it is real.
This is satire
Gambling Paper is satire. Every story on this site is invented. The people in it are invented, the quotes are invented, and so are the casinos, apps, companies, studies and figures. Where a story resembles a real person or business, the resemblance is parody. Nothing here is a report of fact, and nothing here should be read as one.
The paper does not take bets, set odds, give tips or promote any gambling service. The jokes are about the gambling world; the harm gambling can do is real, and our Responsible Gambling page treats it that way.
A short history
Gambling Paper was founded by a small group of reporters who had each, independently, developed a system. The systems are gone. The paper remains.
Since then it has covered the gambling world the way the gambling world describes itself: with complete confidence and very little evidence. It has predicted every result it reported, after the fact. Its circulation, like its sources, cannot be confirmed.
Who writes it
A small staff of correspondents and editors, and one statistician who regrets it. Their names are on their stories. Unsigned pieces are the work of the whole newsroom. The stories run in the paper’s sections: News, Interviews, Insights and Investigations.
How to reach us
Letters, questions and complaints go to hello@gamblingpaper.ai. If a story has been taken for news, or names a real person by accident, write to corrections@gamblingpaper.ai and it will be fixed. Everything else is on the Contact page.